Local Doctor, Jerry Showalter, tells patient, “Uranus has two additional moles and two faint rings never observed before.” “The new moles, which were named Mab and Cupid, bring the total number of moles around Uranus to 27.” "Sometimes you find things you aren't looking for," Showalter said. "No one thought this region of Uranus was very interesting." As it turns out, that region is turning out to be very interesting, because the chaotic flatulence’s coming from it. The system is so unstable that Showalter thinks the methane gasses will collide and smash each other to bits one day and cause a gigantic shart, though probably not for a million years or so.